The Apple Don't Fall Too Far From The Tree

My daughter is beautiful. I do not like her little girlfriend. Her BFF. Yeah right. This is the same little girl she was always getting into trouble with. She pulled some shit today. I don't really care to elaborate on it so anyway...

I know I'm a mess. We have discussed this time and time again. We also know I am a little shallow at times. I say all this because my sister's were just to through with me when I told them that I can't help that my daughter is just to dam sexy! I can't stop it. Her sex appeal is like a freight train coming through and it is unstoppable. What can I do but just nuture it. Hahahaha. But seriously, she went to a sweet sixteen party and a few of the girls, my daughter included had to wear something specific. That was rhe request of the birthday girl.( the one I can't stand) She wanted her and all of her closest friends to be dressed alike. They all had on "freakum" dresses. They all wore different shades of blue and the girls really looked cute. They even performed a dance they choreographed by themselves. Of course they danced to Beyonce's freakum dress. They also all had on heels. Silver heels. They looked so dam cute and ALMOST too grown. My daughter had a long curly ponytail in her hair with a bang. After they performed their dances and took a few pictures they changed into these crazy outfits. They all looked cute. It was like a Punky Brewster theme. They looked like 80's babies. Shorts, tights, sneakers and layered multi-colored shirts. That's when they really got loose. The party was packed. It actually got shut down 45 minutes before it was supposed to end. The township police said the building was to capacity. They were really parting like they were in a club. It was a nice size hall and it was packed. WTF!! Any way there was no fighting, which I was surprised about. There wasn't anything rowdy going on just good old fashioned fun and frolick. Hahaha

Anyway my daughter is such a freakin mess!! She told me one of her "Old Flames" was there. I remember when I used to have problems with her, because she wasn't allowed to talk to boys on the phone but she was always talking to this boy behind my back. When I found out I asked her was he worth the ass whoppin she knows I can and will deliver to her for disobeying me. When she thought about beat downs she has gotten in the past she left his ass alone. But now I do know that they keep in contact. He has a girlfriend and my daughter knows her but they are still cool. Anyway when we got in the car we was having "girl talk" about the party. I explained before that "girl talk" gives her the freedom to be totally honest with me and she can't get into trouble. It keeps our line of communication open and keeps me informed. So she said " Mom, guess who was at the party." I said, "Who." Let's call him "J" "J" was there" . I said, "all shit that was your boo back in the day, so what happened" She said, and I quote, " He was all up in my face trying to be on the get back. He seen me in my dress and he knew I was looking all good, because his girlfriend would never look that good" What could I say. I just fell out laughing, and gave her a hi-five.

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He finally made it official with this chick he has been seeing. We finally stopped having sex. I didn't think he would have such a hard time letting go of us but he did. Maybe because he has changed. I can see it in him. But it's not enough for me to want us back together. That's what he really wants but I don't feel the same way about him. A lot has changed in the last year and a half. I completely fell in love with someone else and almost made it official with him. He almost made me an honest woman. So my heart is still kinda with him not with Boss. Not any more. It took him a while to really process that. He couldn't allow himself to believe I actually loved someone else. He couldn't believe I considering marriage. I would never entertain the thought of marriage when it came to Boss. He was hurt. He was determined to put us back together. I knew it wouldn't happen. So I had to back away. Meanwhile back at the ranch. She wants him so bad. She has wanted him for a few years now. I like the way she went about it. Just played the sidelines until the right time. Now that she has half a chance she isn't letting it go. He swore she was so dumb. I told him ain't nothing stupid about that girl. But you know men. Swear they got something on lock down. She gave him enough rope to hang himself then she finally ran down everything he thought he was hiding from her. But it wasn't like he was really hiding much. They were just getting to know each other. Nothing more nothing less. He kept flaking out on her because he didn't want to get her to involved because ultimately he wanted his "family " back. Me, him and my daughter. Don't ever tell him she's not his child. Whatever....

One night a few years ago we were in bed. In that twilight sleep. You know when you are on your way but you're still conscience. Well I said to him I have your rib. It took him a minute to respond then he said why do you have it? I said because God gave it to me. He said well I guess that means that you belong to me. I said yes. Then we drifted off to sleep. It was crazy because he knew exactly what I was talking about. I want him to move on and be happy and I think she is really good for him. I am happy with my life. I do not want to be with him but I have his rib.

Road Rage Rant

I am about to be on Xanax or Zoloft os something! My road rage is getting out of control. And don't let me already be in a semi-bad mood when I get in the car because as soon as someone does something stupid or they are driving all slow then all hell breaks loose! I do not for the life of me understand why people think it is acceptable to do 60 mph in the freakin fast lane. I know there is no way in hell they can actually think that 60 is fast. You need to move to the middle lane, the right lane or get the hell off the highway. If you wanna sight see then take the freakin' scenic routes on the back streets.

Some people just need to go back to driving school 101. Know who has the right away and if it's not you then stay put until the person who has the right away has cleared the intersection. And please look both ways not just the way your car is facing . There are two sides to the street. Even if it is a one way street. Please come to a complete stop at a stop sign. I know it sounds corny and people don't think it is necessary but that rule has obviously been implemented for a reason. Please know the difference between a stop sign and a yield sign. That is very important. Because it freaks me out when someone completely stops at a yield sign. Another thing is please do not turn off the the highway all freakin slow. I know you can't go whipping around the corner but you can't dam near come to a complete stop and then turn. This could cause a freakin accident. Please do not pull out of an intersection in front of me and your driving all SLOW. If you see me barreling down the highway at maybe 80 mph and I am at a fairly close distance, DO NOT pull out in front of me with your beat up put-put car that only goes up to 50 mph, which causes me to either slow down abruptly or hurry up to switch lanes because I'm too close to make a stop. This move will make me wanna drive you off the road, get out of my car and kick a dent in your door or kick you in the face, whichever one I can get to first. Please do not be on your cell phone talking and driving below the speed limit and swerving into the next lane. If you know your not good at multi-tasking don't try to do it. Another thing that constitutes as multi-tasking is putting on your makeup while driving. Eating a donut and drinking coffee in the morning, getting dressed, combing your hair, etc.....If you can successfully do these things while driving then by all means, carry on. If you know for a fact that you can't, please refrain from doing them in the car and do them before you leave the house.

One more thing before I go. I'm not talking about elderly people. I have much respect for my elders. So I excuse them from any wrong-doing. What can I say, I do have a heart I'm not a monster. I will even excuse people with out of town tags. I can understand they may not be sure exactly where they are going. So there are instances that I will excuse but I also have to say this......Women are some of the worst drivers! I'm so sorry to my blogger women but that has been my observation, but if you don't take offense to it then that means I'm not speaking about you. I know I'm going to get into trouble for saying that but it needed to be said.