Road Rage Rant

I am about to be on Xanax or Zoloft os something! My road rage is getting out of control. And don't let me already be in a semi-bad mood when I get in the car because as soon as someone does something stupid or they are driving all slow then all hell breaks loose! I do not for the life of me understand why people think it is acceptable to do 60 mph in the freakin fast lane. I know there is no way in hell they can actually think that 60 is fast. You need to move to the middle lane, the right lane or get the hell off the highway. If you wanna sight see then take the freakin' scenic routes on the back streets.

Some people just need to go back to driving school 101. Know who has the right away and if it's not you then stay put until the person who has the right away has cleared the intersection. And please look both ways not just the way your car is facing . There are two sides to the street. Even if it is a one way street. Please come to a complete stop at a stop sign. I know it sounds corny and people don't think it is necessary but that rule has obviously been implemented for a reason. Please know the difference between a stop sign and a yield sign. That is very important. Because it freaks me out when someone completely stops at a yield sign. Another thing is please do not turn off the the highway all freakin slow. I know you can't go whipping around the corner but you can't dam near come to a complete stop and then turn. This could cause a freakin accident. Please do not pull out of an intersection in front of me and your driving all SLOW. If you see me barreling down the highway at maybe 80 mph and I am at a fairly close distance, DO NOT pull out in front of me with your beat up put-put car that only goes up to 50 mph, which causes me to either slow down abruptly or hurry up to switch lanes because I'm too close to make a stop. This move will make me wanna drive you off the road, get out of my car and kick a dent in your door or kick you in the face, whichever one I can get to first. Please do not be on your cell phone talking and driving below the speed limit and swerving into the next lane. If you know your not good at multi-tasking don't try to do it. Another thing that constitutes as multi-tasking is putting on your makeup while driving. Eating a donut and drinking coffee in the morning, getting dressed, combing your hair, etc.....If you can successfully do these things while driving then by all means, carry on. If you know for a fact that you can't, please refrain from doing them in the car and do them before you leave the house.

One more thing before I go. I'm not talking about elderly people. I have much respect for my elders. So I excuse them from any wrong-doing. What can I say, I do have a heart I'm not a monster. I will even excuse people with out of town tags. I can understand they may not be sure exactly where they are going. So there are instances that I will excuse but I also have to say this......Women are some of the worst drivers! I'm so sorry to my blogger women but that has been my observation, but if you don't take offense to it then that means I'm not speaking about you. I know I'm going to get into trouble for saying that but it needed to be said.