I WAS ALMOST A GONER!

My car almost blew the f*ck up yesterday. I'm no where near even joking. I did the same stupid shit I did last time and left the gas cap off. The car was smoking and when I lifted up the hood the freakin' engine was on fire. I don't mean the engine was smoking I mean it was on fire. I had pulled into the parking lot of a daycare center. I was all frantic when I knocked on the door and asked the woman if we could get some water. She said they only had small cups of water so that wouldn't do me any good. Then I asked her to call 911. She did and while I was on the phone talking to the fire dept. she had a nerve to say I don't know why yall pulled in here with that mess. I was to in shock to say anything to her. Me and my sister was just trying to get the fire put out. She acted like we did the shit on purpose. I hate to say it but that's black people for you. Anyway the fire dept.and the cops had freakin' jokes. Once the fire was put out and the situation was under control it was pretty funny. The real funny part was that my cousin's boyfriend was driving by and we flagged him down. My sister asked him if he had any oil because the car really did need some. We call him E-bay. So the cop asked us why do we call him E-bay and we said just like on E-bay.com they have everything you need, that's how he is, because sure enough he went right in the trunk of his car and pulled out 2 quarts of oil. The cops was rollin'. Then I started it back up and believe it or not it was purring like a kitten so I drove the thing back home. My sister was extremely tramatized. My dad could not believe I drove it back home. I told him my car is like Robocop. He said the dam car is just possessed.